Read the Printed Word!
wolfwithnohowl:

"Pet me"

Dick: I guess it looks as if you’re reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological? Rob: No… Dick: Not alphabetical… Rob: Nope… Dick: What? Rob: Autobiographical. Dick: No fucking way.

Dick: I guess it looks as if you’re reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?
Rob: No…
Dick: Not alphabetical…
Rob: Nope…
Dick: What?
Rob: Autobiographical.
Dick: No fucking way.

(Source: liv-ullmanns, via my-little-underground)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via retinas)

they-call-me-nita:

Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.

they-call-me-nita:

Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.

(Source: myprettyuniverse, via thepainted-whore)

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via my-little-underground)